By Irvine Welsh
How vital is a good ride?
A rampaging strength of nature is wreaking havoc at the streets of Edinburgh, yet has most sensible shagger, drug-dealer, gonzo-porn-star and taxi-driver, 'Juice' Terry Lawson, ultimately met his fit in typhoon 'Bawbag'? Can Terry detect the destiny of the lacking good looks, Jinty Magdalen, and hold her fool savant lover, the man-child Wee Jonty, out of criminal? Will he discover the true factors of unscrupulous American businessman and reality-TV megastar, Ronald Checker? And, crucially, will Terry be capable of negotiate existence after a poor occasion robs him of his sexual virility, and will a brand new fascination for the sport of golfing support him to reside without... a good RIDE?
A good Ride sees Irvine Welsh again on domestic turf, leaving us within the able fingers of 1 of his such a lot compelling and well known characters, 'Juice' Terry Lawson, and introducing one other certain for cult prestige, Wee Jonty MacKay: a guy with the genitals and mind of a donkey.
In his funniest, filthiest e-book but, Irvine Welsh celebrates an un-reconstructed misogynist hustler -- a crucial personality who's shameless but in addition, oddly, first rate -- and reveals new methods of creating wild comedy out of superbly darkish fabric, taking over the various final taboos. So fasten your seatbelts, simply because this is often one experience that can definitely get a bit bumpy.
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You know they raise hell, you just can't catch 'em at it! JIM STAFFORD l found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because it's cold in there. \IDY UEB~t>\N Garfield's Law: Cats instinctively know the precise moment their owners will awaken . . then they awaken them ten minutes sooner. JIM DAVIS I'm used to dogs. "When you leave them in the morning, they stick their nose in the door crack and stand there like a portrait until you turn the key eight hours later. A cat would never put up with that C kind of rejection.
WILSIIRINER My license plate says PMS. Nobody cuts me off. \VEo'IDY UEBMAN Anybody in the audience with a New York license plate BL 758367458959473628474565 78392610284 will you kindly move it. Your license plate is blocking traffic. BILL DANA A woman was out driving with her husband. She was speeding along at about fifty. Suddenly a motorcycle cop appeared alongside and told her to pull over. The cop looked at her. " She turned to her husband. "See! " JOE LAURIE. JR. Some people say a front-engine car handles best.
SL-\I'PY WHITE CHARLEY WEAVER (CLIFF ARQUE:lTE) I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for. W. C. FIELDS Alcohol kills brain cells. '' Blood cell: "1l1e oxygen? Oh boy, let's see. I was in the lungs. I headed toward the head. And . . I stopped to party with friends ... " We take the only organ in our body that won't grow back and we kill it for fun! CAREY ODES Alcohol is good for you. My grandfather proved it irrevocably. He drank two quarts of booze every mature day of his life and lived to the age of 103.
A Decent Ride (Terry Lawson, Book 3) by Irvine Welsh